Post Secret

As I went to check my mail today I came across a mysterious box imploring me to "Put Secrets Here!!" After my recent run-in with the Freemasons, I initially assumed this must be a poor attempt by the Freemasons to obtain embarrassing information with which to blackmail me.
But after further review, I discovered some group on campus was collecting anonymous secrets to send to the website Post Secret. From their website: "PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard." I'm not sure why people need to tell their secrets to someone, but they do. And apparently it feels good to read other people's secrets, like you're somehow helping them with their therapy and connecting to the human race at the same time. I'm about 90% sure that this is not an elaborate trick by the freemasons and I recommend you check out Post Secret.

Secret Societies

I guess I haven't ever seriously considered becoming a Free Mason. But perhaps I should! I've always wanted to secretly infiltrate some sort of organization. And the Free Masons seem like they're probably either trying to take over the world or destroy it with zombies.

Madison's Masonic Lodge

They had these handy brochures right outside their lodge, and if I joined I'd have a great opportunity to finally use some of my expert ninja skills. Plus I'd be joining the company of Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain, and George Washington.

So the Pros would be that I might get a chance to use my crazy spy skills and save the world, while the Cons could include wasting time with old people and getting brainwashed into unleashing a zombie apocalypse. I think this will require more thought. If there are any free masons out there or anti free masons, feel free to help me make up my mind.